The Smartest Man in the World !!!

i have told a few people my theory on the smartest living person in the whole world. Now I want the internet to listen the "F" up...

Question: What is Brett Michaels doing right now?
Answer: Probably some dumb as bricks/ silicone injected / slutty hot groupie chick

Question: What network does the aforementioned lead singer of Poison have a reality show?
Answer: Video Hits 1

Question: Who is the smartest man on the planet and why?
Answer: Brett Michaels. and for the why...

He is touring the country. He is banging hot(for the most part) groupie chicks that don't give a crap that he is a washed up hair metal singer that wears a ridiculous doll hair wig to cover his bald head. And he is getting paid for all of it.

That's right! Bret Michaels is doing all that and more on VH1's frikkin dime!!!

Banging sluts, Partying all day, Touring the country, and trying to reignite his long faded celebrity. He has gotten VH1 to pay for it all. And they have paid for 3 seasons.

Does anyone else see how insane this is?!?

I want this job. I'll sign a contract. I'll write a bad ballad or two. Just show me where to put my John Hancock and I'll sign on the dotted line.

That is why I nominate Bret as the smartest man alive.

The only one that even comes close to Mr. Michaels is Flavor Flav...

He found a way to get VH1 to not only pay for all the same things they do for Brett but they paid for Flav's crack too!!!